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  But gi­ven our cur­rent sta­te of con­fu­si­on and gi­ven the tho­usands of pro­ducts cal­ling them­sel­ves fo­od, this is mo­re easily sa­id than do­ne. So con­si­der the­se re­la­ted ru­les of thumb. Each pro­po­ses a dif­fe­rent sort of map to the con­tem­po­rary fo­od lands­ca­pe, but all sho­uld ta­ke you to mo­re or less the sa­me pla­ce.

  DON’T EAT ANYT­HING YO­UR GRE­AT GRAND­MOT­HER WO­ULDN’T RE­COG­NI­ZE AS FO­OD. Why yo­ur gre­at grand­mot­her? Be­ca­use at this po­int yo­ur mot­her and pos­sibly even yo­ur grand­mot­her is as con­fu­sed as the rest of us; to be sa­fe we ne­ed to go back at le­ast a co­up­le ge­ne­ra­ti­ons, to a ti­me be­fo­re the ad­vent of most mo­dern fo­ods. So de­pen­ding on yo­ur age (and yo­ur grand­mot­her), you may ne­ed to go back to yo­ur gre­at-or even gre­at-gre­at grand­mot­her. So­me nut­ri­ti­onists re­com­mend go­ing back even furt­her. John Yud­kin, a Bri­tish nut­ri­ti­onist who­se early alarms abo­ut the dan­gers of re­fi­ned car­bohyd­ra­tes we­re over­lo­oked in the 1960s and 1970s, on­ce ad­vi­sed, “Just don’t eat anyt­hing yo­ur Ne­olit­hic an­ces­tors wo­uldn’t ha­ve re­cog­ni­zed and you’ll be ok.”

  What wo­uld shop­ping this way me­an in the su­per­mar­ket? Well, ima­gi­ne yo­ur gre­at grand­mot­her at yo­ur si­de as you roll down the ais­les. You’re stan­ding to­get­her in front of the da­iry ca­se. She picks up a pac­ka­ge of Go-Gurt Por­tab­le Yo­gurt tu­bes-and has no idea what this co­uld pos­sibly be. Is it a fo­od or a to­oth­pas­te? And how, exactly, do you int­ro­du­ce it in­to yo­ur body? You co­uld tell her it’s just yo­gurt in a squ­ir­tab­le form, yet if she re­ad the ing­re­di­ents la­bel she wo­uld ha­ve every re­ason to do­ubt that that was in fact the ca­se. Su­re, the­re’s so­me yo­gurt in the­re, but the­re are al­so a do­zen ot­her things that aren’t re­mo­tely yo­gurt­li­ke, ing­re­di­ents she wo­uld pro­bably fa­il to re­cog­ni­ze as fo­ods of any kind, inc­lu­ding high-fruc­to­se corn syrup, mo­di­fi­ed corn starch, kos­her ge­la­tin, car­ra­ge­enan, tri-cal­ci­um phosp­ha­te, na­tu­ral and ar­ti­fi­ci­al fla­vors, vi­ta­mins, and so forth. (And the­re’s a who­le ot­her list of ing­re­di­ents for the “berry bub­ble­gum bash” fla­vo­ring, con­ta­ining everyt­hing but ber­ri­es or bub­ble­gum.) How did yo­gurt, which in yo­ur gre­at grand­mot­her’s day con­sis­ted simply of milk ino­cu­la­ted with a bac­te­ri­al cul­tu­re, ever get to be so comp­li­ca­ted? Is a pro­duct li­ke Go-Gurt Por­tab­le Yo­gurt still a who­le fo­od? A fo­od of any kind? Or is it just a fo­od pro­duct?

  The­re are in fact hund­reds of fo­odish pro­ducts in the su­per­mar­ket that yo­ur an­ces­tors simply wo­uldn’t re­cog­ni­ze as fo­od: bre­ak­fast ce­re­al bars tran­sec­ted by bright whi­te ve­ins rep­re­sen­ting, but in re­ality ha­ving not­hing to do with, milk; “pro­te­in wa­ters” and “non­da­iry cre­amer”; che­ese­li­ke fo­ods­tuf­fs equ­al­ly in­no­cent of any bo­vi­ne cont­ri­bu­ti­on; ca­ke­li­ke cylin­ders (with cre­am­li­ke fil­lings) cal­led Twin­ki­es that ne­ver grow sta­le. Don’t eat anyt­hing in­ca­pab­le of rot­ting is anot­her per­so­nal po­licy you might con­si­der adop­ting.

  The­re are many re­asons to avo­id eating such comp­li­ca­ted fo­od pro­ducts be­yond the va­ri­o­us che­mi­cal ad­di­ti­ves and corn and soy de­ri­va­ti­ves they con­ta­in. One of the prob­lems with the pro­ducts of fo­od sci­en­ce is that, as Jo­an Gus­sow has po­in­ted out, they lie to yo­ur body; the­ir ar­ti­fi­ci­al co­lors and fla­vors and synthe­tic swe­ete­ners and no­vel fats con­fo­und the sen­ses we rely on to as­sess new fo­ods and pre­pa­re our bo­di­es to de­al with them. Fo­ods that lie le­ave us with lit­tle cho­ice but to eat by the num­bers, con­sul­ting la­bels rat­her than our sen­ses.

  It’s true that fo­ods ha­ve long be­en pro­ces­sed in or­der to pre­ser­ve them, as when we pick­le or fer­ment or smo­ke, but in­dust­ri­al pro­ces­sing aims to do much mo­re than ex­tend shelf li­fe. To­day fo­ods are pro­ces­sed in ways spe­ci­fi­cal­ly de­sig­ned to sell us mo­re fo­od by pus­hing our evo­lu­ti­onary but­tons-our in­born pre­fe­ren­ces for swe­et­ness and fat and salt. The­se qu­ali­ti­es are dif­fi­cult to find in na­tu­re but che­ap and easy for the fo­od sci­en­tist to dep­loy, with the re­sult that pro­ces­sing in­du­ces us to con­su­me much mo­re of the­se eco­lo­gi­cal ra­ri­ti­es than is go­od for us. “Tas­tes gre­at, less fil­ling!” co­uld be the mot­to for most pro­ces­sed fo­ods, which are far mo­re energy den­se than most who­le fo­ods: They con­ta­in much less wa­ter, fi­ber, and mic­ro­nut­ri­ents, and ge­ne­ral­ly much mo­re su­gar and fat, ma­king them at the sa­me ti­me, to co­in a mar­ke­ting slo­gan, “Mo­re fat­te­ning, less nut­ri­ti­o­us!”

  The gre­at grand­ma ru­le will help ke­ep many of the­se pro­ducts out of yo­ur cart. But not all of them. Be­ca­use thanks to the FDA’s wil­ling­ness, post-1973, to let fo­od ma­kers fre­ely al­ter the iden­tity of “tra­di­ti­onal fo­ods that ever­yo­ne knows” wit­ho­ut ha­ving to call them imi­ta­ti­ons, yo­ur gre­at grand­mot­her co­uld easily be fo­oled in­to thin­king that that lo­af of bre­ad or wed­ge of che­ese is in fact a lo­af of bre­ad or a wed­ge of che­ese. This is why we ne­ed a slightly mo­re de­ta­iled per­so­nal po­licy to cap­tu­re the­se imi­ta­ti­on fo­ods; to wit:

  AVO­ID FO­OD PRO­DUCTS CON­TA­INING ING­RE­DI­ENTS THAT ARE A) UN­FA­MI­LI­AR, B) UNP­RO­NO­UN­CE­AB­LE, C) MO­RE THAN FI­VE IN NUM­BER, OR THAT INC­LU­DE D) HIGH-FRUC­TO­SE CORN SYRUP. No­ne of the­se cha­rac­te­ris­tics, not even the last one, is ne­ces­sa­rily harm­ful in and of it­self, but all of them are re­li­ab­le mar­kers for fo­ods that ha­ve be­en highly pro­ces­sed to the po­int whe­re they may no lon­ger be what they pur­port to be. They ha­ve cros­sed over from fo­ods to fo­od pro­ducts.

  Con­si­der a lo­af of bre­ad, one of the “tra­di­ti­onal fo­ods that ever­yo­ne knows” spe­ci­fi­cal­ly sing­led out for pro­tec­ti­on in the 1938 imi­ta­ti­on ru­le. As yo­ur grand­mot­her co­uld tell you, bre­ad is tra­di­ti­onal­ly ma­de using a re­mar­kably small num­ber of fa­mi­li­ar ing­re­di­ents: flo­ur, ye­ast, wa­ter, and a pinch of salt will do it. But in­dust­ri­al bre­ad-even in­dust­ri­al who­le-gra­in bre­ad-has be­co­me a far mo­re comp­li­ca­ted pro­duct of mo­dern fo­od sci­en­ce (not to men­ti­on com­mer­ce and ho­pe). He­re’s the comp­le­te ing­re­di­ents list for Sa­ra Lee’s Soft & Smo­oth Who­le Gra­in Whi­te Bre­ad. (Wa­it a mi­nu­te-isn’t “Who­le Gra­in Whi­te Bre­ad” a cont­ra­dic­ti­on in terms? Evi­dently not any mo­re.)

  Enric­hed ble­ac­hed flo­ur [whe­at flo­ur, mal­ted bar­ley flo­ur, ni­acin, iron, thi­amin mo­no­nit­ra­te (vi­ta­min B1), ri­bof­la­vin (vi­ta­min B2), fo­lic acid], wa­ter, who­le gra­ins [who­le whe­at flo­ur, brown ri­ce flo­ur (ri­ce flo­ur, ri­ce bran)], high fruc­to­se corn syrup [hel­lo!], whey, whe­at glu­ten, ye­ast, cel­lu­lo­se. Con­ta­ins 2% or less of each of the fol­lo­wing: ho­ney, cal­ci­um sul­fa­te, ve­ge­tab­le oil (soy­be­an and/or cot­ton­se­ed oils), salt, but­ter (cre­am, salt), do­ugh con­di­ti­oners (may con­ta­in one or mo­re of the fol­lo­wing: mo­no-and digly­ce­ri­des, et­hoxy­la­ted mo­no-and digly­ce­ri­des, as­cor­bic acid, enzy­mes, azo­di­car­bo­na­mi­de), gu­ar gum, cal­ci­um pro­pi­ona­te (pre­ser­va­ti­ve), dis­til­led vi­ne­gar, ye­ast nut­ri­ents (mo­no­cal­ci­um phosp­ha­te, cal­ci­um sul­fa­te, am­mo­ni­um sul­fa­te), corn starch, na­tu­ral fla­vor, be­ta-ca­ro­te­ne (co­lor), vi­ta­min D3, soy le­cit­hin, soy flo­ur.

  The­re are many things you co­uld say abo­ut this int­ri­ca­te lo­af of “bre­ad,” but no­te first that even if it ma­na­ged to slip by yo­ur gre­at grand­mot­her (be­ca­use it is a lo­af
of bre­ad, or at le­ast is cal­led one and strongly re­semb­les one), the pro­duct fa­ils every test pro­po­sed un­der ru­le num­ber two: It’s got un­fa­mi­li­ar ing­re­di­ents (mo­nogly­ce­ri­des I’ve he­ard of be­fo­re, but et­hoxy­la­ted mo­nogly­ce­ri­des?); unp­ro­no­un­ce­ab­le ing­re­di­ents (try “azo­di­car­bo­na­mi­de”); it ex­ce­eds the ma­xi­mum of fi­ve ing­re­di­ents (by ro­ughly thirty-six); and it con­ta­ins high-fruc­to­se corn syrup. Sorry, Sa­ra Lee, but yo­ur Soft & Smo­oth Who­le Gra­in Whi­te Bre­ad is not fo­od and if not for the in­dul­gen­ce of the FDA co­uld not even be la­be­led “bre­ad.”

  Sa­ra Lee’s Soft & Smo­oth Who­le Gra­in Whi­te Bre­ad co­uld ser­ve as a mo­nu­ment to the age of nut­ri­ti­onism. It em­bo­di­es the la­test nut­ri­ti­onal wis­dom from sci­en­ce and go­vern­ment (which in its most re­cent fo­od pyra­mid re­com­mends that at le­ast half our con­sump­ti­on of gra­in co­me from who­le gra­ins) but le­avens that wis­dom with the com­mer­ci­al re­cog­ni­ti­on that Ame­ri­can eaters (and Ame­ri­can child­ren in par­ti­cu­lar) ha­ve co­me to pre­fer the­ir whe­at highly re­fi­ned-which is to say, cot­tony soft, snowy whi­te, and ex­cep­ti­onal­ly swe­et on the ton­gue. In its mar­ke­ting ma­te­ri­als, Sa­ra Lee tre­ats this clash of in­te­rests as so­me sort of Gor­di­an knot-it spe­aks in terms of an am­bi­ti­o­us qu­est to bu­ild a “no comp­ro­mi­se” lo­af-which only the most sop­his­ti­ca­ted fo­od sci­en­ce co­uld pos­sibly cut.

  And so it has, with the in­ven­ti­on of who­le-gra­in whi­te bre­ad. Be­ca­use the small per­cen­ta­ge of who­le gra­ins in the bre­ad wo­uld ren­der it that much less swe­et than, say, all-whi­te Won­der Bre­ad-which scar­cely wa­its to be che­wed be­fo­re trans­for­ming it­self in­to glu­co­se-the fo­od sci­en­tists ha­ve ad­ded high-fruc­to­se corn syrup and ho­ney to to ma­ke up the dif­fe­ren­ce; to over­co­me the prob­le­ma­tic heft and to­oth­so­me­ness of a re­al who­le gra­in bre­ad, they’ve dep­lo­yed “do­ugh con­di­ti­oners,” inc­lu­ding gu­ar gum and the afo­re­men­ti­oned azo­di­car­bo­na­mi­de, to si­mu­la­te the tex­tu­re of su­per­mar­ket whi­te bre­ad. By in­cor­po­ra­ting cer­ta­in va­ri­eti­es of al­bi­no whe­at, they’ve ma­na­ged to ma­in­ta­in that de­athly but ap­pa­rently ap­pe­aling Won­der Bre­ad pal­lor.

  Who wo­uld ha­ve tho­ught Won­der Bre­ad wo­uld ever be­co­me an ide­al of aest­he­tic and gus­ta­tory per­fec­ti­on to which ba­kers wo­uld ac­tu­al­ly as­pi­re-Sa­ra Lee’s Mo­na Li­sa?

  Very of­ten fo­od sci­en­ce’s ef­forts to ma­ke tra­di­ti­onal fo­ods mo­re nut­ri­ti­o­us ma­ke them much mo­re comp­li­ca­ted, but not ne­ces­sa­rily any bet­ter for you. To ma­ke da­iry pro­ducts low fat, it’s not eno­ugh to re­mo­ve the fat. You then ha­ve to go to gre­at lengths to pre­ser­ve the body or cre­amy tex­tu­re by wor­king in all kinds of fo­od ad­di­ti­ves. In the ca­se of low-fat or skim milk, that usu­al­ly me­ans ad­ding pow­de­red milk. But pow­de­red milk con­ta­ins oxi­di­zed cho­les­te­rol, which sci­en­tists be­li­eve is much wor­se for yo­ur ar­te­ri­es than or­di­nary cho­les­te­rol, so fo­od ma­kers so­me­ti­mes com­pen­sa­te by ad­ding an­ti­oxi­dants, furt­her comp­li­ca­ting what had be­en a simp­le one-ingre­di­ent who­le fo­od. Al­so, re­mo­ving the fat ma­kes it that much har­der for yo­ur body to ab­sorb the fat-so­lub­le vi­ta­mins that are one of the re­asons to drink milk in the first pla­ce.

  All this he­ro­ic and oc­ca­si­onal­ly co­un­terp­ro­duc­ti­ve fo­od sci­en­ce has be­en un­der­ta­ken in the na­me of our he­alth-so that Sa­ra Lee can add to its plas­tic wrap­per the ma­gic words “go­od so­ur­ce of who­le gra­in” or a fo­od com­pany can bal­lyhoo the even mo­re ma­gic words “low fat.” Which brings us to a re­la­ted fo­od po­licy that may at first so­und co­un­te­rin­tu­iti­ve to a he­alth-cons­ci­o­us eater:

  AVO­ID FO­OD PRO­DUCTS THAT MA­KE HE­ALTH CLA­IMS. For a fo­od pro­duct to ma­ke he­alth cla­ims on its pac­ka­ge it must first ha­ve a pac­ka­ge, so right off the bat it’s mo­re li­kely to be a pro­ces­sed than a who­le fo­od. Ge­ne­ral­ly spe­aking, it is only the big fo­od com­pa­ni­es that ha­ve the whe­re­wit­hal to se­cu­re FDA-appro­ved he­alth cla­ims for the­ir pro­ducts and then trum­pet them to the world. Re­cently, ho­we­ver, so­me of the to­ni­er fru­its and nuts ha­ve be­gun bo­as­ting abo­ut the­ir he­alth-enhan­cing pro­per­ti­es, and the­re will su­rely be mo­re as each crop co­un­cil scro­un­ges to­get­her the mo­ney to com­mis­si­on its own sci­en­ti­fic study. Be­ca­use all plants con­ta­in an­ti­oxi­dants, all the­se stu­di­es are gu­aran­te­ed to find so­met­hing on which to ba­se a he­alth ori­en­ted mar­ke­ting cam­pa­ign.

  But for the most part it is the pro­ducts of fo­od sci­en­ce that ma­ke the bol­dest he­alth cla­ims, and the­se are of­ten fo­un­ded on in­comp­le­te and of­ten er­ro­ne­o­us sci­en­ce-the du­bi­o­us fru­its of nut­ri­ti­onism. Don’t for­get that trans-fat-rich mar­ga­ri­ne, one of the first in­dust­ri­al fo­ods to cla­im it was he­alt­hi­er than the tra­di­ti­onal fo­od it rep­la­ced, tur­ned out to gi­ve pe­op­le he­art at­tacks. Sin­ce that de­bac­le, the FDA, un­der tre­men­do­us pres­su­re from in­dustry, has ma­de it only easi­er for fo­od com­pa­ni­es to ma­ke inc­re­asingly do­ubt­ful he­alth cla­ims, such as the one Fri­to-Lay now puts on so­me of its chips-that eating them is so­me­how go­od for yo­ur he­art. If you bot­her to re­ad the he­alth cla­ims clo­sely (as fo­od mar­ke­ters ma­ke su­re con­su­mers sel­dom do), you will find that the­re is of­ten con­si­de­rably less to them than me­ets the eye.

  Con­si­der a re­cent “qu­ali­fi­ed” he­alth cla­im ap­pro­ved by the FDA for (don’t la­ugh) corn oil. (“Qu­ali­fi­ed” is a who­le new ca­te­gory of he­alth cla­im, int­ro­du­ced in 2002 at the be­hest of in­dustry.) Corn oil, you may re­call, is par­ti­cu­larly high in the ome­ga-6 fatty acids we’re al­re­ady con­su­ming far too many of.

  Very li­mi­ted and pre­li­mi­nary sci­en­ti­fic evi­den­ce sug­gests that eating abo­ut one tab­les­po­on (16 grams) of corn oil da­ily may re­du­ce the risk of he­art di­se­ase due to the un­sa­tu­ra­ted fat con­tent in corn oil.

  The tab­les­po­on is a par­ti­cu­larly rich to­uch, co­nj­uring ima­ges of moms ad­mi­nis­te­ring me­di­ci­ne, or per­haps cod-li­ver oil, to the­ir child­ren. But what the FDA gi­ves with one hand, it ta­kes away with the ot­her. He­re’s the small-print “qu­ali­fi­ca­ti­on” of this al­re­ady no­tably dif­fi­dent he­alth cla­im:

  [The] FDA conc­lu­des that the­re is lit­tle sci­en­ti­fic evi­den­ce sup­por­ting this cla­im.

  And then to ma­ke mat­ters still mo­re perp­le­xing:

  To ac­hi­eve this pos­sib­le be­ne­fit, corn oil is to rep­la­ce a si­mi­lar amo­unt of sa­tu­ra­ted fat and not inc­re­ase the to­tal num­ber of ca­lo­ri­es you eat in a day.

  This lit­tle mas­ter­pi­ece of pse­udos­ci­en­ti­fic bu­re­a­uc­ra­te­se was ext­rac­ted from the FDA by the ma­nu­fac­tu­rer of Ma­zo­la corn oil. It wo­uld ap­pe­ar that “qu­ali­fi­ed” is an of­fi­ci­al FDA eup­he­mism for “all but me­aning­less.” Tho­ugh so­me­one might ha­ve let the con­su­mer in on this ga­me: The FDA’s own re­se­arch in­di­ca­tes that con­su­mers ha­ve no idea what to ma­ke of qu­ali­fi­ed he­alth cla­ims (how wo­uld they?), and its ru­les al­low com­pa­ni­es to pro­mo­te the cla­ims pretty much any way they want-they can use re­al­ly big type for the cla­im, for examp­le, and then print the disc­la­imers in te­eny-tiny type. No do­ubt we can lo­ok for­ward to a qu­ali­fi­ed he­alth cla­im for high-fruc­to­se corn syrup, a tab­les­po­on of which pro­bably do­es cont­ri­bu­te to yo­ur he­alth-as long as it rep­l
a­ces a com­pa­rab­le amo­unt of, say, po­ison in yo­ur di­et and do­esn’t inc­re­ase the to­tal num­ber of ca­lo­ri­es you eat in a day.

  When corn oil and chips and su­gary bre­ak­fast ce­re­als can all bo­ast be­ing go­od for yo­ur he­art, he­alth cla­ims ha­ve be­co­me ho­pe­les­sly cor­rupt. The Ame­ri­can He­art As­so­ci­ati­on cur­rently bes­tows (for a fee) its he­art-he­althy se­al of ap­pro­val on Lucky Charms, Co­coa Puffs, and Trix ce­re­als, Yoo-hoo li­te cho­co­la­te drink, and He­althy Cho­ice’s Pre­mi­um Ca­ra­mel Swirl Ice Cre­am Sand­wich-this at a ti­me when sci­en­tists are co­ming to re­cog­ni­ze that di­etary su­gar pro­bably plays a mo­re im­por­tant ro­le in he­art di­se­ase than di­etary fat. Me­anw­hi­le, the ge­nu­inely he­art-he­althy who­le fo­ods in the pro­du­ce sec­ti­on, lac­king the fi­nan­ci­al and po­li­ti­cal clo­ut of the pac­ka­ged go­ods a few ais­les over, are mu­te. But don’t ta­ke the si­len­ce of the yams as a sign that they ha­ve not­hing va­lu­ab­le to say abo­ut he­alth.

  Bo­gus he­alth cla­ims and fo­od sci­en­ce ha­ve ma­de su­per­mar­kets par­ti­cu­larly tre­ac­he­ro­us pla­ces to shop for re­al fo­od, which sug­gests two furt­her ru­les:

  SHOP THE PE­RIP­HE­RI­ES OF THE SU­PER­MAR­KET AND STAY OUT OF THE MID­DLE. Most su­per­mar­kets are la­id out the sa­me way: Pro­ces­sed fo­od pro­ducts do­mi­na­te the cen­ter ais­les of the sto­re whi­le the ca­ses of os­ten­sibly fresh fo­od-da­iry, pro­du­ce, me­at, and fish-li­ne the walls. If you ke­ep to the ed­ges of the sto­re you’ll be that much mo­re li­kely to wind up with re­al fo­od in yo­ur shop­ping cart. The stra­tegy is not fo­olp­ro­of, ho­we­ver, be­ca­use things li­ke high-fruc­to­se corn syrup ha­ve slip­ped in­to the da­iry ca­se un­der co­ver of Go-Gurt and such. So con­si­der a mo­re ra­di­cal stra­tegy: